L'Shana Tova from Laos!(writing in Luang Prabang, Laos)Bella and I woke up late yesterday after staying up till the wee hours reading.
Shooting the Moon for me -- a detailed history of CIA involvement in the war in Laos;
A Thousand Acres for Bella -- a modern Midwestern retelling of King Lear. We stumbled into the daylight and wandered down along the Mekong river looking for a place for lunch. The doorways of all the shops and restaurants advertised their wares in Lao and English, except one...
"Wow -- Lao looks a lot like Hebrew on that sign", I thought as we walked by one wooden structure. "And the people inside are wearing
tallit..."
We ventured up to the door and asked, "Are you celebrating Rosh Hashana?"
"Are you Jewish?" replied a young man with a thin wiry beard, wearing a black hat, white shirt, and suit.
"I am!" I exclaimed.
The Chassidic (ultra-orthodox) movement of Judaism sets up outreach sites, "Chabad Houses", throughout the world to serve local and traveling Jews. Rabbi Shalom Ber Marzel, with his year old son and his pregnant wife, traveled to Luang Prabang six months ago and set up a synagogue here. Two young rabbinical students joined him last week to help with the expected Rosh Hashana crowd.
In we went, and mingled with a dozen Israelis. Out came challah, honey, and a meat-potato-bean casserole that was absolutely fabulous (fabulous!). Dessert wins for most memorable -- a dairy free mousse cake that was creamier than the sweetened condensed milk we put in our coffee every morning. After dinner the rabbi told two stories in Hebrew -- one of the Israelis kindly translated for us. This is what he told us (OK -- slightly embellished...)
In the first story, a formerly unreligious man wakes up one morning worrying for his soul. His whole life, he'd worked hard, provided for his wife and children, and volunteered at an orphanage in town. But he hadn't been to shul since he was a child. In crisis, he goes to the empty shul at sunrise, awkwardly places a yarmulke on his balding head, and sits alone in a pew. He opens the prayer book to page one, and begins to read. All day, he reads the sidur, word for word, prayer by prayer, until finally, as the sun sets, he finishes. The next day, he does the same thing. And the next day. For a week, he goes to shul every day, reads the entire sidur, then returns home at dusk. His wife, concerned that has not brought home any salary all week, asks her uncle, a wise and holy rabbi, for advice. He promises to talk with the man. The next day, the rabbi goes to see the man in shul.
"Why are you doing?" asks the rabbi.
The man startles at the interruption, but he recognizes the venerable rabbi, and explains. "I want so badly to say the right prayers, but I don't know what they are! If I read *all*of them, I'm sure to include the right ones."
"Ah ha!" squawks the rabbi. "You cannot spend every day in shul -- you must work, you must spend time with your family. But I can help you! I will show you which prayers to say on which days. Here, let me see the sidur..."
With that, the rabbi produces a note pad and a pen. On each piece of paper, he scribbles "for Saturday mornings" or "only on Yom Kippor" or "every evening" and places the papers into the sidur at the appropriate places. When he finishes, he delicately hands the book back to the man. "This should straighten things out for you. Good luck!" He then turns and walks out the door.
The man looks through the sidur and sees how easy the rabbi's instructions are. He is so overjoyed that he runs outside into the blustery morning and jumps and dances for joy. In his celebration, the sidur slips from his hand and all the pieces of paper fly down the street with the wind. Heartbroken, he falls to his knees and weeps.
Between sobs, he sees the rabbi's footprints in the dirt. He stands up, dusts himself off, and decides to follow the footprints and beg the rabbi to teach him again. Through the town and into the forest he races after the trail in the dirt. After an hour, he finally sees the rabbi in the distance. He yells out for him, but the wind blows in his face, and the rabbi doesn't hear. He watches the rabbi approach a river. The rabbi reaches into his pocket, takes out a handkerchief, and lays it on the ground. He stands on the handkerchief, prays for a moment, then floats across the river to the other side. Once there, he picks up the handkerchief, wrings it dry, and replaces it in his pocket.
The man is determined to reach the rabbi, and acts without thinking. He runs to the riverbank, reaches into his pocket, finds his handkerchief, lays it on the ground, and steps onto it. He strains his eyes to follow the rabbi's path on the opposite shore, and hardly notices as he floats across the river. Once on the other side, he grabs the handkerchief and wrings it out as he runs up the bank after the rabbi.
Finally, he finds the rabbi resting beneath a tree.
"Rabbi, I've lost all the papers you gave me. Can you explain to me again how to pray?"
The rabbi studies the man, and then slowly asks, "Did you follow me here?"
"Yes," replies the man.
"Even over the river?"
"Yes."
"On a handkerchief? Floating on the water?"
"Yes! Yes! Please help me!"
"Well, I think whatever you have been doing will be just fine."
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I love the power of story telling and oral history to relay information and morality. I also like the moral of this story-- spirituality, holiness, and prayer are individual. Granted, my telling is third hand: Chabad rabbi in Hebrew to Israeli guy's summary in English plus my embellishments. If any of you find me someday on the bottom of the Hudson River standing on a napkin, you'll know I've missed the point.
The second story I'll tell briefly. The voice of God bellows one morning to a Jewish town that the Messiah is coming in one week. The town's people are so happy, they order a crate of wine and celebrate all day. The next day, the townsfolk wake up again ecstatic, because the Messiah will arrive in only *six* days. So they order two crates of wine, and dance and whoop until the sun sets. When they wake up, they realize that the Messiah will grace their town in a mere five days. Three crates of wine fuels a town wide romp, and everyone collapses exhausted at sun set. The next day four crates, then five, then six. Finally, the sun rises on the seventh day, and every citizen is asleep in the street. Confetti, burst balloons, and popcorn litter every alley. The Messiah arrives. The town rabbi wakes first, sees the Messiah, and runs to him. In his hand, he has the last bottle from the last crate, which contains but a drop of wine. He takes the last clean glass from the last upright street stall, pours the wine, and offers it to the Messiah.
"That's it?" asks the Messiah.
"Well," responds the rabbi. "If you had come yesterday..."
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The Israeli guy told us the rabbi had actually told *two* versions of this story. In the second, less inebriated version, a congregation spends a week devising the most elaborate holy virtuous prayer possible, and then perform it for the Messiah when he arrives. After an entire day, the prayer is finished -- to which the Messiah says, "That's it?"
The Israeli guy told us he didn't really get the point of either version. To me, it sounds like the second story is the original version, and speaks to the inadequacy of welcoming the Messiah. And the first story is a Jackie Mason version of the second. Or the first version is supposed to mean that no celebration is sufficient to welcome the Messiah. Neither version speaks to me, but I think the first version is funny...
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After lunch, I joined the congregation for their afternoon service. The Israelis kindly turned the pages for me and pointed out where we were. I even got to do an aliyah! (singing the prayer before the rabbi reads the torah portion). Today, we returned to the Chabad House for the blowing of the Shofar. Bella stoically sat through the 3 hour service without complaint. I sat and stood on cue, and they let me dress the torah after the reading. During both services, I tried to follow the text the best I could, but I didn't recognize most of the prayers, and they go through it so fast I couldn't keep up. Mostly I felt a combination of frustration (because I don't know the service), admiration (because all these other people did, and they do it every week), guilt (for rarely going to shul), confusion (they repeated some of the same prayers half a dozen times, and some of the wording is different in the prayers I *thought* I knew), and boredom (three hours is a long long time to listen to muttering in a foreign language).
This unexpected reconnection with Judaism (and of all places in Laos!) marks the ending of this phase of our journey. Tomorrow we tour the jungle by dirt bike, and the river by kayak -- then Tuesday we head back to Bangkok en route to Delhi and Ahmedabad, where there is a 400 year old synagogue...
Will post more on our adventures in Vietnam soon.
Image credit to:
http://iakovlevi.tripod.com/Hamelin.htm